A Little Humor for Your Day – “Prayers Around the Zodiac”

Prayers Around The Zodiac

  • ARIES Dear God, please give me patience… and could you do it right now?
  • TAURUS Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick.
  • GEMINI Dear God! Who is God? Where is God? Why is God?
  • CANCER Dear God!!!
  • LEO Yes?
  • VIRGO Dear God, please make us perfect and don’t mess it up like You did the last time.
  • LIBRA Dear God, please help me to be decisive, but on the other hand, what do you think is best?
  • SCORPIO Our Father, forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors, even though the b*****ds don’t deserve it!
  • SAGITTARIUS Dear Lord, if I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times, help me stop exaggerating.
  • CAPRICORN Dear God! I’d like to ask you to help me, but I learned a long time ago not to rely on anyone else!
  • AQUARIUS Dear God, I know I like change, but this chaos is ridiculous!!
  • PISCES Dear Lord, as long as I’m going to drink this fifth of Scotch tonight, please use the stimulation for Thy glory.


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