Prayers Around The Zodiac
- ARIES Dear God, please give me patience… and could you do it right now?
- TAURUS Dear God, help me accept change, but not too quick.
- GEMINI Dear God! Who is God? Where is God? Why is God?
- CANCER Dear God!!!
- LEO Yes?
- VIRGO Dear God, please make us perfect and don’t mess it up like You did the last time.
- LIBRA Dear God, please help me to be decisive, but on the other hand, what do you think is best?
- SCORPIO Our Father, forgive us our debts as we forgive our debtors, even though the b*****ds don’t deserve it!
- SAGITTARIUS Dear Lord, if I’ve told you once, I’ve told you a million times, help me stop exaggerating.
- CAPRICORN Dear God! I’d like to ask you to help me, but I learned a long time ago not to rely on anyone else!
- AQUARIUS Dear God, I know I like change, but this chaos is ridiculous!!
- PISCES Dear Lord, as long as I’m going to drink this fifth of Scotch tonight, please use the stimulation for Thy glory.
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