BOO! Happy Halloween! Today, make sure that your little trick or treaters eat something nutritious before heading out for the evening haunt. They’ll be exciting thinking about their bounty and who they will play tricks on, but they need something to offset the eventual sugar overload. Sugar on an empty stomach can cause bad headaches and moods, so a piece of chicken or even some celery and carrots will keep them happy on Halloween.
By Ellen Whitehurst for Astrology.com
Trick Or Treat By Your Astrological Sign
Aries Pushes the others aside to get to the door first.
Taurus Will only eat the finest of Swiss chocolates.
Gemini Goes around the neighborhood once, changes costumes and goes around again.
Cancer Stays at home and gives candy to the other trick-or-treaters.
Leo Plans their costume for months, then won’t go out because someone else had the same idea.
Virgo Wears a neatly-pressed suit and tells everyone they’re a bookkeeper.
Libra Is still standing in front of the closet trying to decide on a costume.
Scorpio Isn’t in it for the candy.
Sagittarius Will manage to wander to the next town.
Capricorn Makes a list of all the houses that give good candy and the optimal route to take.
Aquarius Builds their costume out of spare flashlights and spends all night tinkering when it shorts.
Pisces Skips the whole thing to compose poetry to the Moon.
The Top 10 Reasons Why Trick-or-Treating Is Better Than Sex
10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack.
9. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again.
8. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some.
7. You don’t have to compliment the person who gives it to you.
6. It’s OK if the person you’re with fantasizes that you are someone else because, well…, you are.
5. Forty years from now, you’ll still enjoy candy.
4. If you don’t like what you get, you can always go next door.
3. It doesn’t matter if the kids hear ya moaning and groaning.
2. Less guilt the morning after.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON IS….
You can do the whole neighborhood!
Haptic is from the Greek world haptesthai meaning “to touch.” If you are haptic, you are a person who is primarily kinesthetic or relies primarily on your sense of touch. The spell uses purely haptic clue to intensify your sexual and orgasmic energies for sex magick.
You will need a feather, a fresh thornless rose, two pieces of candy, satin or flannel sheets, a soft quilt, silky or velvety lingerie or pajamas, and two sleeping masks.
After dark, put the feather, rose, and candy in a small box or bag, and put the items next to your bed for easy access. Dress your bed in satin or soft flannel sheets, and dress yourself in silky or velvety lingerie or pajamas. Turn on romantic music in your bedroom. Take your lover into the room and ask him or her to lie on the bed. Go over to your mate, and give him or her a big French kiss upside down, so your bottom life meets your lover’s top lip and your top lip meets your lover’s bottom lip. (If you have never kissed your lover in this way, you are in for a most pleasant and sexy surprise.) After you kiss your lover, put the sleeping masks on, and turn out the lights. Begin by taking each other’s clothes off slowly and deliberately. Next, hold the feather in your hand and stroke your’s body with it. Tickle and tease with the feather. As you do, say:
Feel me, touch me, blessed be!
Now hold the rose in your hand, and put it up to your lover’s nose so he or she can smell it. Softly massage your lover’s back and chest with the rose petals. As you do, repeat:
Feel me, touch me, blessed be!
Then feed your love a piece of the candy and have your mate feed you the other piece of candy. As you feed your love the candy, say:
Kiss me sweetly, my love. Blessed be!
Now kiss your lover. Then, softly stroke your lover’s body in all the right places and have him on her return in kind. Keep the masks on while you make love. Direct your sexual energies towards a shared dream or magickal goal.